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If you need to get in touch with us, your best bet is to just send us a good ole-fashioned telegram or even a written message by carrier pigeon. These are really the only methods of communication you can still really trust with your valuable information. I mean, this whole internet thing just seems sketchy right? You click a button and your message goes screeching out onto the world wide web with absolutely no form of protection. At least a pigeon has a beak and tiny talons it can use to fight off any would-be mail snatchers. But I digress, try it if you must, but don’t say we didn’t warn you.